Twitter profile for furbrain

117 posts

@furbrain

twitter.com/furbrain

Berlin – There's nothing you should know before ... WHAT?!

furbrain Bad Dog

My Morning Boner #replacebandnameswithboner

12/22/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite

furbrain Bad Dog

@adamcarolla "Buy One Get One Free" - #badpimp

12/22/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite

furbrain Bad Dog

@adamcarolla Bad Pimp - "Of course we take checks!"

12/22/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 5

camithedog Cami The Dog

Overheard while trick or treating: I like Eminem. I like M&Ms too. No, the rapper. You eat the wrapper?

11/01/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite

dennisdmz Dennis Miller Show

Chaz Bono is already bitching about being voted off "Dancing with the Stars." Hey, Chaz -- man up.

10/27/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 395

shitmydadsays Justin

"Bullshit. War ain't over till people stop shooting. You can't say you're done taking a crap if shit's still coming out of your ass."

10/21/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 12K

furbrain Bad Dog

Does elbow grease just wash out or do I need to pretreat?

09/09/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite

furbrain Bad Dog

Afternoon snack: baked beans. Dinner: pepperoni pizza. My butt is playing more tunes than a 64GB iPod.

09/06/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite

furbrain Bad Dog

Give peas a chance.

08/30/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite

furbrain Bad Dog

Like Water For Bacon #replacemovienameswithbacon

08/15/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite