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*I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.*
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Pardon me I've got nothing to say. ~George Carlin
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Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.~George Carlin
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George Carlin Sez:: George Carlin: Some People Are Stupid
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0096 George Carlin: Some People Are Stupid
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Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey. ~George Carlin
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Twat is twat and that is that. ~George Carlin
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The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe ~George Carlin
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George Carlin Sez:: MAD TV with George Carlin
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0045 MAD TV with George Carlin | video |
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I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it. ~George Carlin
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George Carlin Sez:
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0129 George Carlin Standup: Advertising Lullaby
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If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?~George Carlin
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