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Overcast skies, spitting rain, diffuse blue-gray light, the pursuant dome of dramatic and self-reflective X-Files weather.

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@diski Tony Blair hosting a game show called 'The Art of the Possible' where you have to kill people with trolley cars

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a type of inside-out coconut butterfinger

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god said to abraham: kill me all thy child prodigies

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cop ejaculating pepper spray on a drone's face

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a mattress pad called 'The Co-Conspirator'

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get a girlfriend who doesn't shave and whose armpits smell intensely of grapefruit

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woke up with this on my hand (three underlines): 'gucci wucci oucci mane'

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OH @confessional OK, wait... now that the olsen twins NO LONGER look like little white chimps, NOW is when people want to fuck them??

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@jdewitt2 http://t.co/C7siJESY

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cops riding double on a police motorcycle

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