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I hate cooking. And I'm not funny enough. Don't follow me.
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Why aren't my teenage daughters on a terrorist watch list? This is bullshit.
I'd have a lot more free time if I didn't have to pick onions out of my food.
If a woman is standing sideways in a Facebook mirror selfie, she's pregnant.
I'm sad for gay people in Minnesota because now they have one less reason to leave.
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