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I love you. You're beautiful. The DM is a Demonic Gateway to Facebook. If you think I'm nice, you're right. Attack my friends & win free lessons on NC gun laws.
13K Posts by gingergander
13K Posts by gingergander
There's a fine line between flirting and being creepy and it almost always involves a photo of a penis.
I know we're all thinking it but I'm just going to say it, I hate pretty much all the people who don't live inside my phone.
The Lamborghini Egoista only has one seat, but there should be enough room under it for an inflatable girlfriend
Things would be a lot nicer, if girls actually liked each other as much as they do on Instagram.
If you think she's beautiful, be honest and tell her. If you don't think so, lie to her.
Each time a coworker tries to talk to me today, I'm playing 'Intergalactic' by the Beastie Boys whilst doing The Robot until they leave.
Lunchables are a great way to let your kids know that you love them but not too much.
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