Twitter profile for god

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heaven – Hells yeah, it's me! You can email me at god@omnipotent.com

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Back of the neck tattoos are becoming the new tramp-stamp.

7 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 73

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82 million #fb shares sold in first 30 seconds!

12 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 31

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I bought #fb! Don't want to miss this one like some others I should have bought.

12 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 24

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Happy Mother's Day! Especially to the most famous baby momma... Mary.

16 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 100

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News of Obama's gay marriage support has turned heaven into a gay bar party! Ronald Reagan & Rock Hudson are making out to show tunes!

19 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 108

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I try to be understanding when I drive but, really, you'd think that old people would be in MORE of a rush.

21 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 33

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Done with BofA & Chase. Call it a shameless shill, but @god now banks at First Republic. So effin' sick of ATM fees

04/20/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 11 more

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Hilarious photo of Clinton supporting Obama at a press conference on the Secret Service scandal: http://t.co/2uiQCYFW

04/18/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 92 more

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My son is a zombie, and that is ok.

04/08/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 497