Twitter profile for goosestavo

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@goosestavo

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Puerto Rico dreams, Florida palm beaches. Followed by @IggyAzalea 9/2011 and @LanaDelRey on 1/13/2012

marinasdiamonds MARINA &THE DIAMONDS

Life ain't a fucking Nair commercial

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marinasdiamonds MARINA &THE DIAMONDS

People on Instagram giving me grief about not shaving my arms

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goosestavo Gustavo Ortega

You know I'm one-in-a-million, there's a million of you.

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goosestavo Gustavo Ortega

@bleed_babe ooh la la, mazel tov - what can i say? answer is: "thigh gap"

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j2thevon Jayvon

I thought T.i. was from Atlanta. I ain't know he was from Georgia

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emsm1th Emily Smith

@Goosestavo hahhahahahahaha..... 🌲💥🚗

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emsm1th Emily Smith

I'm glad twitter wasn't popular when I was in high school or else I would have hated a lot more people than I already did

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goosestavo Gustavo Ortega

How I probably come off 2 those I'm attracted 2 http://t.co/GInhjFuC6p

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