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geek with signs pointing towards Asperger syndrome. pity those around me ;p
50 Posts by greenfairy5760
50 Posts by greenfairy5760
Me:Do you like Sublime? Sister: They make all of my holes close. Me:I don't want to hear about your holes.Sister:Don't talk about Sublime.
first drink of the night. going heavy on the rum. say a prayer for my liver http://t.co/2TrEljqa
little know fact: if you lean in too close after corndoggin' and you didn't prep properly, you might get shitfaced in a whole 'nother way
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the view I have of my boss's desk while jerks yell at me for offering them a job :/ http://t.co/dJvCLDnB
Tales From the Attic
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Episode 53 is up! With special guest @greenfairy5760! It's good giggles and snorts! And a special message at the end
Paula Deen just took mac&cheese wrapped in bacon & deep fried it. So basically a heart attacked wrapped in a coronary enveloped by diabetes.
there are funny bitches and then there are cunts. that's all i'm saying
it seems that "a little @RheaLitre , some @willambelli, a dash of Paula Deen and a helping of @RachelTrue" is not who i should aspire to be
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