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#eurovision is debilitating. As the credits roll I feel like a Victorian who has spent three years on a chaise longue with a wasting disease
You may think you've felt pain in your life, but nothing even approaching Bonnie Tyler's hangover tomorrow morning. #eurovision
I hope this ends soon. Beehive Dominatrix can't keep all those subs under her big skirt for much longer. #eurovision
That camerawork getting the French scorer into frame is my second favourite thing after the half time singer falling over #eurovision
Germany didn't score Greece very highly. Presumably they didn't want them wasting any bailout money on #eurovision2014
Someone should have told the Latvia scorer that she's outgrown her first communion dress #eurovision
Nice of Napoleon Dynamite's brother to do Armenia's scores #eurovision
Omg, Ken Doll Sylar doing Norway's scores! Lots of big names tonight #eurovision
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