Twitter profile for hockey_money

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@hockey_money

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be yourself, and proud of who u are

hockey_money Jonah Lelwica

Ur so cool, u drink beer underage and put it on twitter. #SoCool #Sarcasm

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hockey_money Jonah Lelwica

OH SHIT!! Breaking News: Justin Bieber found dead in his hotel room! #RIP http://t.co/DtX5Q3PJHC

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thefunnyteens Sarcasm

I wish I had a friend like me.

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veryrudetweets Very Rude Tweets™

If my jokes offend you: 1) I'm sorry. 2) It won't happen again. 3) 1 & 2 are lies. 4) You're a pussy.

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hockey_money Jonah Lelwica

yes

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hockey_money Jonah Lelwica

"Turbo" Camaro Coupe http://t.co/pFqr7QZIwD

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veryrudetweets Very Rude Tweets™

The most common phrase in China: "Hey! You look familiar!"

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mummistheword Wes Mumm

Yeah if you put more than one y on a hey it means you want the D... #NiceAspen #gay

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thefunnyteens Sarcasm

https://t.co/uFsoDfsDz2 if your seriously like this... You should just drop out of highschool..... #seriously

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mclovinparody McLovin

Math Problems: At School: 2+2=4 Homework: 9 x 4= 36 Tests: Jake has 4 apples, his train leaves at 7:00. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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