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– Official Twitter for Homer Simpson
761 Posts by homerjsimpson
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Homer J. Simpson
A big shout out to our Armed Forces! Thanks for preserving my freedom to spend all weekend drinking beer in a kiddie pool.
18 hours ago
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Homer J. Simpson
This Memorial Day, I honor the brave pig snouts and chicken rectums that gave their lives so I could enjoy this hot dog.
21 hours ago
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Homer J. Simpson
I refuse to pay HBO for
@GameOfThrones
. If I wanna see a dwarf trick his way to power I can watch Bart play with Milhouse.
9 days ago
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Homer J. Simpson
Even Maggie loves
@LadyGaga
. In her little voice she's always saying "Gaga," along with "Abba" and "Rage Against the Machine."
9 days ago
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Homer J. Simpson
.
@LadyGaga
is in my town! Bet you jerks in New York, LA or her other tour stops can only dream about that happening to you.
#GagaExpress
9 days ago
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Homer J. Simpson
Can't wait to meet
@LadyGaga
. I'm used to being around royalty from all the time I've spent at Pizza King.
11 days ago
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Homer J. Simpson
Thank you
@LadyGaga
for BORN THIS WAY & its message of acceptance. I sing it whenever Marge tells me I can't eat raw butter.
13 days ago
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Homer J. Simpson
50 million people like me! If one of them owns a hot dog stand in Star Wars times I'll be really thrilled.
14 days ago
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May is my favorite month -- and word. I MAY go to Moe’s tonight. I MAY have eaten all the butter. I MAY be having a stroke.
14 days ago
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Homer J. Simpson
I cut off my blue pants into shorts for the summer. Bart called them my “Daisy Pukes.” So I choked him. Good times.
15 days ago
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