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761 Posts by homerjsimpson
A big shout out to our Armed Forces! Thanks for preserving my freedom to spend all weekend drinking beer in a kiddie pool.
This Memorial Day, I honor the brave pig snouts and chicken rectums that gave their lives so I could enjoy this hot dog.
I refuse to pay HBO for @GameOfThrones. If I wanna see a dwarf trick his way to power I can watch Bart play with Milhouse.
Even Maggie loves @LadyGaga. In her little voice she's always saying "Gaga," along with "Abba" and "Rage Against the Machine."
.@LadyGaga is in my town! Bet you jerks in New York, LA or her other tour stops can only dream about that happening to you. #GagaExpress
Can't wait to meet @LadyGaga. I'm used to being around royalty from all the time I've spent at Pizza King.
Thank you @LadyGaga for BORN THIS WAY & its message of acceptance. I sing it whenever Marge tells me I can't eat raw butter.
50 million people like me! If one of them owns a hot dog stand in Star Wars times I'll be really thrilled.
May is my favorite month -- and word. I MAY go to Moe’s tonight. I MAY have eaten all the butter. I MAY be having a stroke.
I cut off my blue pants into shorts for the summer. Bart called them my “Daisy Pukes.” So I choked him. Good times.
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