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@iainconnell
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Glasgow, Scotland
– One of the Burnistoun boys.
1,139 Posts by iainconnell
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I like to go into the cinema hall really early so I can practice my front of screen crouch-walking.
3 hours ago
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Couples who sit in restaurants with their faces in their phones haven't shagged since iOS 1.1.5.
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I would like to perform Jolly Boy John's shoes down the pants routine in the Oval Office for you and the First Lady. DM me.
10 hours ago
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#1000Panthers
12 hours ago
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I hope the Queen’s morning routine involves looking at herself in a mirror and saying, “I’m lean. I’m mean. I’m the motherfuckin Queen.”
13 hours ago
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#HowToPissOffADate
Regurgitate a live tarantula while enjoying the missionary position.
2 days ago
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Alien vs. Predator vs. Spender (Jimmy Nail, get your people to phone my people.)
2 days ago
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If somebody shows you a photo and they twitch when your hand goes near their phone, they’ve got pictures of their maw sitting on a cucumber.
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Delighted to announce that I will be representing Team GB in the How Long Can You Spray Deodorant On Your Own Nipple? event at London 2012.
2 days ago
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