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I like to go into the cinema hall really early so I can practice my front of screen crouch-walking.
Couples who sit in restaurants with their faces in their phones haven't shagged since iOS 1.1.5.
Here Mate. by iainconnell on SoundCloud - Create, record and share your sounds for free
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.@BarackObama I would like to perform Jolly Boy John's shoes down the pants routine in the Oval Office for you and the First Lady. DM me.
I hope the Queen’s morning routine involves looking at herself in a mirror and saying, “I’m lean. I’m mean. I’m the motherfuckin Queen.”
#HowToPissOffADate Regurgitate a live tarantula while enjoying the missionary position.
Alien vs. Predator vs. Spender (Jimmy Nail, get your people to phone my people.)
If somebody shows you a photo and they twitch when your hand goes near their phone, they’ve got pictures of their maw sitting on a cucumber.
Delighted to announce that I will be representing Team GB in the How Long Can You Spray Deodorant On Your Own Nipple? event at London 2012.
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