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7 Posts by jaffa_boi
7 Posts by jaffa_boi
Yr 11's @rossett were brilliant today in their final assembly. What a brilliant year group!
Mum found a stash of my older bros bondage porn mag. Worried, she asks my dad what to do. He said "whatever you do, don't spank him" #DadLAD
Imagine if the rumours of the take over are true though.. please be true #fingerscrossed
I love driving round in my yellow car seeing people in surrounding cars beat each other up. #YellowCarNoReturnsLAD
To the LAD who as everyone lined the street last night waiting for olympic torch, ran through cheering with a lighter in his hand #TorchLAD
Just signed a Ugandan centre half on #FIFA. He wanted 1,400 a week. Gave him 80,000 so he could feed his village. #MakePovertyHistory #LAD
How do you put a cork back in a champagne bottle?
Ask a Man United fan.
Some prick in a nightclub came up to me and said, "I get 20 times more girls than you do, haha." I replied, "20 x 0 = 0." #ShutHimUpLAD
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