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I talk about pointless crap so you dont like it that must suck :p
661 Posts by jamesemo109
661 Posts by jamesemo109
Whoever came up with the Ad, "Have a happy period!" needs to be taken outside, and shot with tampons!
Try to smile with your mouth and frown with your eyebrows(:
You look fucking hilarious :D
RT if you did it
the good: you have a boner
the bad: you're in public
the worse: you walk into a wall
the embarassing: your nose hits the wall first
Who else here thought Courage the Cowardly Dog was the scariest mother fucking show EVER?!
*At the Dentist*
Dentist: "Your gums are too sensitive!"
Me: "It might help if you didn't stab them with your pointy tool of death.
Vegetarians, if you love animals so much, why do you eat all of their food?
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality than any other mammal. Well, that explains Edward.
Boy: Hi.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: I said hi, not suck my dick.
I was all "I'LL BURN THIS PLACE TO THE DAMN GROUND! YOU HEAR ME?! & she was like "Sir, the dipping sauce is *under* your McNuggets.
Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest thing I'll ever get to being a magician.
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