Twitter profile for jayslacks

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@jayslacks

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Gaithersburg, Maryland – English Professor. Writer.

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jayslacks Jarvis Slacks

"@clintonyates: This cat is having WAY too much fun http://t.co/KReqHVJ" HATERS GON' HATE!

07/14/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 2 more

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jayslacks Jarvis Slacks

“@ryssiebee: Yep, Lysol once marketed itself as a douche, to women whose husbands would no longer sleep with them. http://t.co/oq1uMET” YES!

07/14/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 more

capitalweather Capital Weather Gang

Humidity tanking - noon relative humidity 36% (dew point 52). Air temp 81 w delightful north breeze

07/14/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 3

jayslacks Jarvis Slacks

Bitching about Netflix is like bitching about having to wait to have sex with your hot girlfriend until she gets off work.

07/12/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 2

clint Clint Ecker

I should go visit a soup line and ask everyone what they think of Netflix hiking their rates. #exposé

07/12/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 2

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jayslacks Jarvis Slacks

Woman arrested after allegedly drugging husband, cutting off his penis, then tossing it in garbage disposal http://bit.ly/o6DSoZ

07/12/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 1,008 more

aegies Arthur Gies

bitching at netflix for price increases is misplaced. you're watching the desperate grasps of the studio model clinging to the past.

07/12/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 13

johnfugelsang John Fugelsang

Dear Bush Tax Cuts - Thanks for creating all these great new jobs. Love, Asia.

07/11/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 165

jayslacks Jarvis Slacks

@DavidEllis I'd buy "I'd buy that for a dollar" for a dollar.

07/11/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 2