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Albuquerque. Seriously.
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Actor of voice overs. Author of Manslations. Eater of foods. Sitter on of couches.
329 Posts by jeffmacishere
329 Posts by jeffmacishere
The best thing about wearing a hat: crazy people think you're one of them and tell you secrets-ex: old lady "I don't have to wear my skirt."
No one leaves a cake out in the rain. In your lifetime, have you ever known of a cake but then lost track of where it fucking WAS? Bullshit.
The '7 Dirty Words' Turn 40, but They're Still Dirty
theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2012/05/the...rty-words-turn-40-but-theyre-still-dirty/257374/
I use them all daily! RT: @kelly_carlin: Thank you dad for being such a shining light for all. 7 Dirty Words Turn 40
I greet the moon. My wings emerge from my back; I soar to the top of my keep. I am untouchable. A gryphon lands next to me. We french.
I was going to see Battleship but I ended up just picturing a humorously tall man chasing a feather around a windy tennis court for 2 hours.
Reading "Grapes of Wrath". Man, writers sure used to take their sweet time in getting around to the vampire parts.
"Real Steel" was "Over the Top" w/Hugh Jackman as Stallone, a robot as Stallone's arm, and a plucky child as the plucky child. And a truck.
Do open-miker New Age musicians talk about Enya like she's Louis CK? I like to think that I would. #sailaway
iO West Theater
ioimprov.com/west/
Come See my band the Tumbleweeds tomorrow at IO west at 8:30. We are probably the most important band since the Beetles
http://t.co/RUi8NDqw
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