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@jeffmacishere
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Albuquerque. Seriously.
– Actor of voice overs. Author of Manslations. Eater of foods. Sitter on of couches.
329 Posts by jeffmacishere
childlessfreak
Childless Freak
The best thing about wearing a hat: crazy people think you're one of them and tell you secrets-ex: old lady "I don't have to wear my skirt."
16 hours ago
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jeffmacishere
Jeff Mac
No one leaves a cake out in the rain. In your lifetime, have you ever known of a cake but then lost track of where it fucking WAS? Bullshit.
5 days ago
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The '7 Dirty Words' Turn 40, but They're Still Dirty
theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2012/05/the...rty-words-turn-40-but-theyre-still-dirty/257374/
jeffmacishere
Jeff Mac
I use them all daily! RT:
@kelly_carlin
: Thank you dad for being such a shining light for all. 7 Dirty Words Turn 40
6 days ago
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nottildaswinton
Tilda Swinton
I greet the moon. My wings emerge from my back; I soar to the top of my keep. I am untouchable. A gryphon lands next to me. We french.
6 days ago
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jeffmacishere
Jeff Mac
I was going to see Battleship but I ended up just picturing a humorously tall man chasing a feather around a windy tennis court for 2 hours.
7 days ago
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jeffmacishere
Jeff Mac
Reading "Grapes of Wrath". Man, writers sure used to take their sweet time in getting around to the vampire parts.
8 days ago
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Jeff Mac
"Real Steel" was "Over the Top" w/Hugh Jackman as Stallone, a robot as Stallone's arm, and a plucky child as the plucky child. And a truck.
12 days ago
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Jeff Mac
Do open-miker New Age musicians talk about Enya like she's Louis CK? I like to think that I would.
#sailaway
14 days ago
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iO West Theater
ioimprov.com/west/
jeffmacishere
Jeff Mac
Come See my band the Tumbleweeds tomorrow at IO west at 8:30. We are probably the most important band since the Beetles
http://t.co/RUi8NDqw
17 days ago
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zefrank
zefrank
your magic power is grape
19 days ago
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