Twitter profile for jesus

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Carpenter, Healer, God

jesus Jesus Christ

BUY BUY BUY!

12 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 493

jesus Jesus Christ

How much #hash can a #hashtag #tag #hash if a #hashtag can #tag #hash?

15 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 3,805

jesus Jesus Christ

As usual, starting the day off with a Virgin Bloody Mary

17 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 1,073

jesus Jesus Christ

Viva Carlos Santana

18 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 433

jesus Jesus Christ

LISTEN ALL Y'ALL IT'S A SABOTAGE!

26 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 2,304

jesus Jesus Christ

Since you asked, I wasn't able to find Tupac

26 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 1,494

jesus Jesus Christ

I know what "I" would do. What would YOU do?!

04/21/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 1,176

jesus Jesus Christ

Wolf!!!

04/09/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 321

jesus Jesus Christ

Quite the unholy day...... No really! Holes healed up quite nicely

04/08/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 1,279

jesus Jesus Christ

ARE YOU READY FOR A MIRACLE!

04/08/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 6,456