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Adventurous slut. jezebelsc on Insty. Check out @diskodoll if you like hot blondes with razor sharp wit.
If you DM me, youre going to get schtick.
5,262 Posts by jez1
5,262 Posts by jez1
I have way too many thoughts but I don't know which ones are yours and which ones are mine.
Apparently taping pipe cleaners to your balls and asking if anyone wants to play the bagpipes is a good way to get stomped in a Scottish pub
A future historian will refer to this time in my twitter career as my "elevator ceiling mirror selfie period" I'm pretty sure.
Just got a prank tweet and there's weird noises coming from the attic!!!
To preserve your sanity, when I respond "nothing" to your "what's wrong?" just take it.
Trust me. You don't want to know.
Fuuuuuuuck. That was the longest, hottest twitter crush ever. I'm going to need a few days to clean my house.
I thought Gaypril was pride month and this month was about my peeps? Jewn.
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