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Father of 2, husband, mediator, marriage counselor, weather person, ethics commentator, part time not really funny twitter comedian, lifelong Miami Dolphins fan
3,328 Posts by jimmychunn
3,328 Posts by jimmychunn
These here and their 13 friends jumped me last night and fucked me up good
I'm fucking. No wifi. Shirty drunk. 1000 down at the casino. Fuck me running. Also drunkkkkkkk
Where I come from you could get a case of beers and a blowjob for the price of 4 beers on this plane
Just heard "pour some sugar on me" but the 2012 version. In case you're wondering what 30 years of marlboros and throat herpes sound like
To the old lady in the isle my crotch brushed against on the way to potty. The chub was from waiting too long to pee. Don't flatter yourself
If this guy in front of us reaches his arm back over this seat to stretch one more time I'm gonna flop my dick in his hand
I am going to fucking go crazy
No wifi
No 4g
Hell no 3G
Dial up!?!?
Get me out of this godforsaken fucking flying prison!!
Ray Manzarek is dead. Now everyone can pretend that The Doors didn't suck fat cocks for a few days.
Girlfriend kept nagging me to take her home to meet my family, so I did. Her and my wife aren't getting along.
My fancy footwork and my penchant for flippin' the script on people is why I have tens of dollars in the bank.
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