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536 Posts by joanarkham
536 Posts by joanarkham
Why thank you, generous mystery spirit, for leaving a fresh apple in the bathroom stall. No, I do not think I shall eat it.
Hate hearing tourists bitch abt prices at Smithsonian gift shop. Would cost you $30 just to walk in the door in any other city, cheapskate!
I'm a Customer of @VerizonWireless for over 17 years! Touch my Unlimited Grandfathered Data Plan & Charge Me More For A Phone? I'll Leave!
Today is Mr. T's 60th birthday. Here he is playing the White House Santa for Nancy Reagan — http://t.co/uJhYcRwD
Bad: left my FitBit tracker clipped to my shorts while they went through the dryer. Good: I now have a badge for running a desert marathon.
Look, I'm not saying the Sec'y of State of AZ is a grey alien lizard hoping to feast on the souls of puppies. I just want proof he isn't.
Yo, my best friend is dating a HUGE ASSHOLE. How can I get rid of her? Like put a bunch of bees in her house at night and hope she’s allergic?
yoshouldidumpthisahole.com/post/23244053903/yo-my-best-friend-is-dating-a-huge-asshole-how-can-i
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