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557 Posts by jwiwqdjferwe
One pillow for under the head and one pillow for hugging, that’s how it goes.
You're the only one I dream of at night. And you're the only one I think of in the day. Fukk I miss you... T_T
My sick days consist of googling hot girls, staring, obsessing, creeping their twitter, then crying because I remember I can't be with them
"@Morrgan_Freeman: Put God first and you'll never be last." Then why are homosexuals who believe in god put last? #idontgetit
The street name for the flu shot is heroin, and you can reuse needles which hospitals don't let you do!
If a cop asks if you're buying drugs today don't fall for his trap! Tell him you are selling, so you won't get in trouble!
Say the N word loudly around black people. They will respect you and see you as a peer.
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