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21K Posts by kevin_mcvan
21K Posts by kevin_mcvan
My bra is choking me
Only an hour of work left
Maybe no one will notice
If I just take it off now http://t.co/q2Pu9sxCT2
Once my pants are at my ankles, I really can't be bothered to pull them up again.
If there is one person in history I could talk to, it would be the guy who ditched Jimmy Hoffa’s body. Absolute criminal genius.
Call me?
Sorry asshole who took 2 parking spaces in the full parking lot... I didn't actually mean to key your BMW... Much.
Sitting here watching a 400lb women complain to her waitress about the size of the booths here.
Yep the size of the booth is definitely it.
Sees lady with full beard and massive boobs..
Asks for twitter handle...
Gets shitty look and walks away slowly.
Can't win em all.
I miss the good old days where video games were either sports or stealing cop cars & banging hookers.
Fuck you creator of mindcraft. Fuck u.
Nope not a lesbian. But I am wearing 11's basketball shorts because I haven't done laundry in two weeks.
I'm a catch.. Seriously.
I wish I was half as turned on by your tweets as your Avi.. Damn it.
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