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Miami Beach, FL
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Social Marketing Director for The Opium Group: Owners & Operators of Mansion Nightclub | Cameo Nightclub | Louis | SET Nightclub | Mokai | Opium Hardrock | Wall
4,262 Posts by kevinmbarlow
4,262 Posts by kevinmbarlow
FACT: When a woman says "Put it wherever you want," it almost never applies to your penis or the heavy fucking furniture you're holding.
Blaming guns for violence is like blaming your phone for all the dumb shit you tweet.
Hey ladies, how is that "bad boy" now that you are paying his share of the rent and car payment?
Don't worry, the right person is out there for everyone. You'll probably never find them, or fuck it up when you do, but they're out there.
Ladies, don't be afraid to wear less makeup. Guys like a natural look... Unless you're ugly. Then pile that shit on. #ThrowbackThursday
Subway's slogan is "Eat Fresh." You think the ad guys over at Summer's Eve are kicking themselves for not thinking of that first?
Guys: If you are honestly interested in her for her and not just sex... trust me, you are gonna get soooooo much sex. #ThrowbackThursday
If by earth you mean fuck... then yes I am down to earth. #ThrowbackThursday
Sex tips by Kevin... pleasure her first... the sex will be amazing after you do... you'll unleash her inner pornstar. #ThrowbackThursday
This ugly chick at the club told me her favorite position is doggy-style... Bitch please, like you really have a choice. #ThrowbackThursday
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