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@kurtschlichter
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Manhattan Beach CA
– Writer (Big Hollywood, et al), ex-comic, Desert Storm/OEF (Kosovo) veteran, and the only right wing civil trial lawyer in LA.
21K Posts by kurtschlichter
A Wonderful "Tonight Show" Moment - Bob Hope Surprises Don Rickles - Oct., 1975!!
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Breasts are a conservative body part. Why? Because they're awesome, that's why. Wuss.
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Avoid choom-related activities. You might get the munchies and eat a beagles
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The word "Choom" is Hawaiian slang for something the mainstream media studiously ignores to help Dem pols.
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The appendix is the quintessential liberal body part..useless, parasitical and prone to infection.
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Conservatives don't scribble in dream journals - the reason is this thing called "dignity.".
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Liberal chicks will make your life difficult by involving you in their daddy issues, & it's worse if you're male.
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Be sure to make sure everyone knows that you consider accepting govt handouts a sign of weakness.
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I am a Conservative: I want global warming. Hot weather is pleasant, and pissing off envirodorks is delightful.
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I am a Conservative: The cause of poverty is people doing things consistent with being impoverished.
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