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@kylan
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Pullman, Washington
– My name is Kylan.
263 Posts by kylan
fillwerrelfan
Will Ferrel Parody
Retweet this if you have as many NBA Championships as LeBron James.
2 hours ago
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jonacuff
Jon Acuff
I'm starting a reality show called "The Royce." On it, "celebrity" judges spin chairs to see if they won a Rolls Royce or a hornet's nest.
2 hours ago
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westonstover
Weston Stover
Trying to figure out the logistics behind inviting 60 Haitian orphans to my December wedding. Put on your game face, Visa Office.
22 hours ago
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neilstover
Neil Stover
If I could marry a girl even half as wonderful as Allison, I would be the happiest person alive.
22 hours ago
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neilstover
Neil Stover
Now that it's public, congrats to my brother and best friend
@westonstover
on his engagement to one of the most amazing girls on earth!
22 hours ago
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timforeman
Tim Foreman
Just finished a band powwow on the bus about the
#fadingwest
album. Show and tell time. Everyone brought some great new ideas, can't wait!
4 days ago
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jonkimmel
Jonathan Kimmel
Steven Tyler's wardrobe is totally ready for when he dies and turns into a ghost.
7 days ago
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neilstover
Neil Stover
If you really were always the bridesmaid and never the bride, you would still have to feel pretty good about being everyone's best friend.
7 days ago
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badbanana
Tim Siedell
If I were president, I'd send SEAL Team Six in to rescue Siri from Zooey Deschanel.
8 days ago
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lettersofnote
Shaun Usher
Lady Astor, to Winston Churchill: "If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee." His reply: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
10 days ago
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