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LMU Kampus, Isloo, Bakistan
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I be phamus Dean of Lal Masjid Unibhersity, Isloo! Myself Lal Maulana Abdul 'Da Boorqa' Ajij
405 Posts by lalbrofessor
405 Posts by lalbrofessor
Come to Pindi. Our grass will.. er... Give you wings.. RT@mehreenrana: I want to take flying lessons. #Lahore
Allah ij Maoist?! "@NadeemfParacha: But I found him on the left path. “@fadoo: May Allah bring u to right path ( Ameen)”"
Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?
Wait till you meet Aunty Pussy! "@taslimanasreen: How can a man accept that his name is Dick?" Cc:@moni_butterfly
With or without AKs birader? "@shakirhusain: Any recommendations for summer camps and/or a 3 hour program for kids in #Karachi ?"
A man found a lamp, rubbed it, and it exploded. Moral- 'Kuch cheezein Aladin ki nai, Mujahidin ki hoti hai.' #textmessage #oh
How do weapons make way through #Karachi? I can't go more than 5 KMs without a police mobile asking what's in that bottle of coke.
Why did the Lahori mohtarma go to the Bank? Ans: Becaaj they were offering laaawn
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