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115 Posts by lancemerr
Wearing a bow tie is a cool way to go ahead and let everyone know you’re better than them.
2 days ago
Dear Twitter friends, its 2013 please remove your auto DM system after someone follows you.
6 days ago
16 days ago
Matthew Paul Turner
BREAKING NEWS: Tim Tebow was a QB for the Jets?!
22 days ago
True story: one SEC coaches recruiting pitch to players is this: There are 3 conferences.. the AFC, the NFC & the SEC.
24 days ago
How is Red Lobster’s tag line not “Shrimpin’ Ain’t Easy”?
26 days ago
Sleep is for the weak.
28 days ago
Because I’m not that mean. RT
: If you have a friend you haven't seen in a while, why not catch up over lunch at Olive Garden?
If I could run as fast as I can click the "Skip this ad" window on YouTube, Sheldon Cooper would dress up as me for Halloween.
You might make some mistakes today, but you won't make a "Robin Ventura charges the mound to fight Nolan Ryan," size mistake.
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