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How about a gum commercial where Hilary Swank sucks the entire world into her mouth like a black hole and then explodes and everyone dies?
Babies may seem boring, but when you oil them up, they can reach incredible speeds on a slip-n-slide.
Whoa Mom, I called to borrow 20 bucks not listen to you cry because "Dad died" it's been a week, pull yourself together.
I have this weird thing where my ears get crazy hot and I start violently throwing up whenever Billy Joel comes on the radio.
WATCH THE BRAND NEW #nitTWITS EPISODE EARLY AT RIGHT HERE!: *tweet and script written by
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WATCH THE BRAND NEW #nitTWITS EPISODE EARLY AT @ThisIsMandatory RIGHT HERE!: http://t.co/euh3Inyi *tweet and script written by @lazerdoov
Just lent Fred Durst 15 bucks, he's probably good for it. I'm sure it'll be fine. He'll call me next week when he gets his check.
I have a lot on my mind, but it's mostly made up CSI Miami episodes.
Next time you're shit talking Brian Austin Green, keep in mind that he watched Scott blow his fucking brains out you insensitive asshole.
Apparently you have to actually have a kid who's in dance to be on Dance Moms and my audition tapes were all just a waste of time.
I can't take my shirt off at the beach because dogs think my giant nipples are frisbees :(
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