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Sweary, warped sense of humour, prone to grumpiness/minor meltdowns. I like interacting with followers, that's the whole point, surely!
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@LJ2510 Two blokes arrested here last night. One for eating fireworks, one drinking battery acid. Police let one off and charged the other.
I'm the scabby, smelly, unkempt wildo.
Good thing I don't mind I suppose.
I know I'm never having sex again.
*licks crumbs off tits*
Twitter folk; help please - I need a good name for a spaceship travelling from Earth to Mars for the first time - carrying human pioneers.
@LJ2510 It did have a certain log-like quality now you mention it, yeah. What's the equivalent of a doggy crap bag for days of the week?
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