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645 Posts by lordstewie
If strippers are now called exotic dancers then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacist.
RT if you are ❶❷❘❶❸❘❶❹❘❶❺❘❶❻ ❶➐ , 18, 19 or 20 years old so I'll help you with your followers (Must be following me) ♥
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Dear iPod, When i put you on shuffle, I meant play all of my favorite songs. Sincerely, skip,skip,skip,skip.
Employee at Disney: Hey guys! I have a great idea! Instead of making new movies, let's just remake all the old ones in 3D!
Best-friends have conversations impossible to understand by other people.
To do list: go to a bank wearing a ski mask. complete a normal transaction. leave as if nothing happened.
If I had Morgan Freeman's voice, I'd sit in a corner and talk to myself all day.
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