Twitter profile for lorenescafaria

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@lorenescafaria

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Too short to be quarterback. Too plain to be queen. - Darlene Connor

lorenescafaria Lorene Scafaria

Unfortunately I don’t have an “hourglass” figure. My body type is more “lit birthday candle.”

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lorenescafaria Lorene Scafaria

Shitty name for band > Cool name for improv troupe

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lorenescafaria Lorene Scafaria

Here’s a toast to all the tuna melts.

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mtv.com/videos/misc/910813/sneak-peek-blow-up-doll.jhtml

lorenescafaria Lorene Scafaria

#ZachStone Is Gonna Make A Sex Tape tonight at 10:30/9:30c: http://t.co/XGiXUIy0vF Hide your blowup dolls.

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lorenescafaria Lorene Scafaria

How to help tornado victims http://t.co/mtAdFcCnqW via @margafret

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lorenescafaria Lorene Scafaria

I can count on two hands the number of fingers I have.

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lorenescafaria Lorene Scafaria

The road to hell is paved??? Nice!

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lorenescafaria Lorene Scafaria

Must love my love of dogs.

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lorenescafaria Lorene Scafaria

The eyebrows are the window to the soul. #bangs

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armenweitzman Armen Weitzman

"Zach Stone is Gonna Be Famous @MTV Thursdays at 1030 w/ @boburnham is the George Orwell's 1984 of 2013 - @kobebryant " thanks kobester!

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