louispeitzman
Louis Peitzman
twitter.com/louispeitzman
Berkeley, CA –
Writer working for TV.com, the SF Bay Guardian, the SF Chronicle, and anyone else who wants to pay me. Also: @LouisAtTVDotCom.
“http://twitpic.com/19klrl - At Denny's. John says these pancakes look like they have smallpox. He's not wrong. ”
2 days ago by
Every WWII movie now seems to shout, "The U.S. was right once, remember?!"
If you check "White," the Census is a BREEZE.
Celebrity texts to mistresses going public. Plan ahead and include endorsements. "Will try 2 wear U out, bringin' Gatorade!"
Ke$ha is like a WWE parody of Lady Gaga.
Try as Twitter might, it just can't seem to make St. Patrick's Day relevant, can it?
“Woo, I'm on @gawker again: http://tinyurl.com/y9hdlnn . Thanks, @ryantate. Sadly, @CourtneyReimer's tweet is way funnier than mine. ”
4 days ago by
