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298 Posts by luciofranco7
5 days of school, 2 days of weekend, 10 months for school, 2 months for summer. Who divided this shit?
#EverybodyHasThatFriend who says he can outdrink everyone, then passes out first.
Alcoholism: The problem that helps you forget all of your other problems.
Dear sleep, I know we had some issues when I was a kid, but now I love you.
Dude if I was a baby kangaroo, I'd smoke weed inside my mothers pouch I'd call it a hot pocket.
When I'm hungry and horny at the same time, I picture the Hamburger Helper glove jerking me off.
Has science finally given us speeder bikes?! Pretty close: via #MyIGN
ign.com/articles/2012/08/21/star-wars-speeder-bikes-the-real-deal
“@IGN: Has science finally given us @StarWars speeder bikes?! Pretty close: http://t.co/04Irw0V3” Science is awesome.
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