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489 Posts by magpieperkins
489 Posts by magpieperkins
Check out my mixed tape, it's part masking, part duct with a hint of scotch
I told you I'm busy! Who are you going to believe, me or the last 20 tweets I posted?
@MMABeatdown The only way Hendo will beat Bones is if Hendo gets to use a telephone pole and Bones shows up drunk in his Bentley..
Yeah, a twitter crush a half a world away is a great idea. Because apparently, emotionally unavailable just isnt enough for me.
I know I'm getting older because I used to hate going to bed; now I'll take a nap at a red light.
Im doing this funny bit all day where I let food just fall out of my mouth while I eat in front of people because why be someone worthwhile?
It's not that I don't like you, it's just that I want to be happy again.
John Mayer and keith Urban 'Til Summer Comes Around (Legendado) HQ
http://t.co/TeCaja7n i may have just suffered a lust induced heart attack.
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