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6,373 Posts by mancowmuller
nealbrennan
Neal Brennan
I understand how famous people turn into assholes. I so much as get a good haircut and I'm an asshole for three days.
39 minutes ago
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d_french
Daniel French
The Miami Cannibal completely misunderstood Jerry Garcia when Jerry sang "steal your face right off your head".
40 minutes ago
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jimgaffigan
Jim Gaffigan
Wait, it's GAIN weight for the summer, right. Not lose weight, right?
#pleasebegainweightforthesummer
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40 minutes ago
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chrisdowning
Chris Downing
That's a little bit of a reach...like Stretch Armstrong giving a handjob.
40 minutes ago
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mancowmuller
MancowMuller
Elton Johns was in the hospital. Mmmmm...sponge baths.
20 hours ago
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mancowmuller
MancowMuller
The city of Los Angeles has banned the use of plastic bags in stores. Plastic noses, lips and boobs, however, still totally cool.
20 hours ago
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mancowmuller
MancowMuller
Lenny Kravitz just turned 48. Lenny's half black and half Jewish. Mel Gibson's worst nightmare.
21 hours ago
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mancowmuller
MancowMuller
MSNBC host Chris Hayes said he's "uncomfortable" calling fallen soldiers "heroes". I'm uncomfortable calling MSNBC a news source.
21 hours ago
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mancowmuller
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Men in Black 3 topped the weekend box office. It was so nice to see President Obama and Mitt Romney work together like that!
22 hours ago
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mancowmuller
MancowMuller
An LA photographer claims Justin Bieber roughed him up outside a mall. Bieber denies it and says he has proof: he's JUSTIN BIEBER.
23 hours ago
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