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4,323 Posts by marylandmudflap
On my 80th birthday I'm gonna look at the youngest person in the room and say "I did 2 nitrous balloons at a Reel Big Fish concert in 1995."
When I was a kid they all told me I could be anything I want when I grow up but no one mentioned that my face would get fat in my late 20s.
Yes, I am wearing a skin-tight flesh colored unitard. Now can I have my Whopper Jr. with no onions, please, or what?
HAHA! "BBQ" is trending at the exact same moment I filled my Orioles hat with BBQ sauce and put it on to scare my neighbor's kid. Fate? Yes.
I love the feeling when a girl slides her hand down my V-neck, past my navel, and out the bottom of my soccer shorts. Happens all the time.
@MarylandMudflap you know what they say man, "two z's in the band pales to three in the belfry." Rawk on brah
@MarylandMudflap does this mean you wrote to me from jail? I sure hope so
I can always count on @MarylandMudflap to spice up my life. #drama http://t.co/1fNfGo9GWj
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