Twitter profile for matt_sez

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@matt_sez

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bad_advice_dog Bad Advice Dog

Impress your girlfriend's parent by showing them how much cocaine you can snort when you're drunk.

01/07/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 1,358

matt_sez 117

No context needed http://t.co/2mhPthKi

01/04/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite

coreytaylorrock The Boogie Knight

Today, blow your nose very loudly in public. Once you have someone's attention, stare deep into the tissue and mutter, "What the fuck...?"

01/04/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 732

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matt_sez 117

Bryan Cranston actually KNOWS how to make meth! How'd he learn? Check here --> http://t.co/6G0GaVBY

01/02/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 365 more

musik_fiend Death The Nigg

A girl that will play co-op with me and NOT suck >

01/02/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 13

virgingaming Virgin Gaming

@fggzero We’re 100% behind competitive Halo 4. The Infinity Challenge is just the first step – there’s lots more in the works. Stay tuned!

01/02/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 22

matt_sez 117

RT if you are doing the infinity challenge regicide! A UNSC themed Ford F-150 doesn't seem too bad as a prize :D http://t.co/PxXwpyTv

01/01/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 41 more

omgfacts OMG Facts

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than our thumb.

01/01/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 699

thehalocouncil The Halo Council

Ranks soon guys, don't leave!

01/01/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 35

matt_sez 117

Gonna bust 13 rounds for 2013...FTW http://t.co/OXrz8jXM

12/31/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite