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Booze, Broads, Grad School, Medicine, & Sports...my porn name is Cliffy Doberstein

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If you're getting head...make sure she/he's not a zombie!................or not on LSD

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mattglions Matt Lions

You expect this in Wisconsin, not the sunshine state. What the fuck

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Because my lady fiends are "classy" like me too

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I hate everyone today.

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kirbyslefteye myjah

My cat is still sleeping on wu-tang if anyone was wondering.

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@KirbysLeftEye http://t.co/MKGM2cO0

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@Ms_Lauryn politely = rough sex, with hair pulling, Spanking, and light choking.

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Not doing a generic Memorial Day thank you, I'm gonna pick up the phone and thank those I know who served, and say a prayer for the fallen

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@ShawnaRae13 umm...

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drunknnaughty Drunk N Naughty

If you have to ask if it's too early to drink...you're an amateur & we can't be friends

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