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I once ate a taco out of the garbage.

mattkecksucks Matt Keck

"You know you love this booty." - Confident Pirates

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wendys Wendy's

#iCanAdmit I know where the beef is.

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mattkecksucks Matt Keck

French fries achieved http://t.co/P7WA1Gmngw

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mattkecksucks Matt Keck

If people got as excited about helping other people as they do about shooting other people, imagine how great things could be.

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dontfollowdave D.W. McNamee

What idiot called it a hip replacement instead of a pelvis impersonator?

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mattkecksucks Matt Keck

Snuggie ...fuck my life

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mattkecksucks Matt Keck

Telling some jokes tonight at a joke club with some other jokers.

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mattkecksucks Matt Keck

@emmabannatyne @gloriamakinwa oh hai guise

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jeffloveness Jeff Loveness

Let's ignore Jesus if He chooses to come back before Arrested Development.

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mattkecksucks Matt Keck

Lady asked where the Wii U games are when she walked in to GameStop. I said they haven't made any yet...

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