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Well sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers. Also, I'm one half of the punx internet tag-team champions of the world, The Punk Rock Power Hour
1,188 Posts by mattycantfail
1,188 Posts by mattycantfail
.@Pacers fall to @MiamiHEAT in Game1. Which Dummy employee will hit up the ATM to pay a gambling debt? @mattycantfail or @edsideonedummy ?
My podcast @DadJokeMomJean is doing the relationship advice episode tomorrow w/ @apocalypstick Got a question? DadJokesAndMomJeans@Gmail.com
Must C Cycle: Trout makes history, hits for cycle
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Mike Trout's four hits last night for the cycle. Nothing this kid does surprises me
@badsandwich A dude at work wears Lawrence Arms shirts and listens to nothing but Katy Perry all day. Not buying it either. @mattycantfail
Kate Nash round 2 w/ @tonythaxton @c_johns and blueyeskat23 http://t.co/d2XFiod167
Matt Baldwin is having a hard time measuring this frame, and it's hilarious.
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Trying to measure an album frame but @yelyahwilliams has some magical powers or something. https://t.co/13TDVJOIHH
Matt Baldwin is having a hard time measuring this frame, and it's hilarious.
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.@mattycantfail is having a hard time measuring this frame https://t.co/tWOM9Scpo8
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