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@melissadoles
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– Heiress to the Doles Conglomerate, Legal Drug Dealer, Carb Nazi, Dole-itist, Humanitarian, Still got it
14 Posts by melissadoles
melissadoles
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You are not used to pasta? Your ass could have fooled me..
03/08/2011
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@charliesheen
is the best thing to ever happen to my timeline
03/04/2011
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If I disappear and Nancy Grace features me on her show, I really hope she doesn't read my twitter timeline on air
03/04/2011
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Its pool party weather
http://tweetphoto.com/30800590
07/04/2010
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Police: Drunken Driver Crashes, Leaves Kids In Car - News Story - WPTZ Plattsburgh
wptz.com/news/21490394/detail.html
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Dad of the Year: Drunk, crashes with 3 and 5 yr old in car and leaves the scene and kids
http://bit.ly/9W2ZkS
via
@ianlisk66
- wow, just wow
06/21/2010
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Florida woman charged with stun gun chase at Wendy's - Weird News - MiamiHerald.com
miamiherald.com/2010/05/18/1634861/woman-charged-with-stun-gun-chase.html#storylink=twt
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LOL RT
@miamiherald
: Fl woman accused of chasing a Wendy's employee w a stun gun when she got upset about her order
05/19/2010
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Don't trust people who don't drink
05/10/2010
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Toothless Checkout Clerk Wins $258 Million Powerball Jackpot
foxnews.com/us/2010/04/23/toothless-checkout-clerk-wins-million-powerball-jackpot/
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Always works that way. Its a requirement. RT
@foxnews
: Toothless checkout clerk wins
$258
million Powerball jackpot
http://fxn.ws/9lZ6T3
04/23/2010
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Is this faggy, douchey voice eminating from my radio
@johncmayer
? Yup.
04/21/2010
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@stephiscrazy
Taco Bell is to Shrimp as Kirstie Allie is to thin thighs.
03/12/2010
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