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4,175 Posts by michelleisawolf
4,175 Posts by michelleisawolf
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. So I guess luck is anal sex.
Rocky Road isn't so much a flavor of ice cream as it is a reason to eat ice cream.
Jennifer Aniston is a stripper in her new film We're the Millers, while Davis Schwimmer is a stripper for money.
Amanda Bynes in jail this Memorial Day weekend just means more Bud Light Lime for the rest of us.
This is perfect Memorial Day beach weather, sweatshirt and sweatpants.
You're right weather, that was my mistake in drying off after I showered.
A teenager made a device that charges phones in 20 seconds. Finally allowing him to charge his phone as many times a day as he masturbates.
I'd love to have lunch with George Washington. I'd take him to Taco Bell and say, "this is what you fought for" then I'd leave.
Kobe Bryant learns he is 1st-team All-NBA, is immediately disappointed to learn there are other members.
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