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– Seattle Dominatrix and Writer
2,676 Posts by mistressmatisse
'Fifty Shades Of Grey' Series Reaches 10 Million Sales
theonion.com/articles/fifty-shades-of-grey-series-reaches-10-million-sal,28325/
mistressmatisse
mistressmatisse
American Voices | "Idiots. There's no way there are more than 12 shades of grey.”
http://t.co/b9BTXYdf
5 days ago
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scalzi
John Scalzi
If it had been written for dudes, it would have been called "50 Shades of SLAY."
#AndItWouldTOTALLYROCK
5 days ago
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needlesandsins
Needles & Sins
I've learned that my friends can be divided into 2 groups: those reading Fifty Shades of Gray, and those who are professional dominatrixes.
6 days ago
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mistressmatisse
mistressmatisse
Yes, Mr Gym-PUA, I did just totally take control of your approach, twist it into a pretzel, hand it back to you, and leave you floundering.
8 days ago
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fakedansavage
Dan Savage
For a reader: Online porn shouldn't be banned just because you're incapable of closing your laptop and leaving the house once in a while.
9 days ago
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sophiaskysays
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Congratulations! Three cheers for our intrepid 1/2 marathoners! Xoxox
10 days ago
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mistressmatisse
mistressmatisse
I need to not be singing "On TOP of the world, lookin' DOWN at creation," softly to myself while I flog someone. It would just - not work.
12 days ago
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nickhanauer
Nick Hanauer
Hey gang, I'll be on MSNBC on the
#edshow
8pm ET talking about job creation.
12 days ago
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mistressmatisse
mistressmatisse
More silliness via USPS: junk mail from The Acme Finance Company. Seriously? Acme Finance? What, they loan you money for anvils & dynamite?
12 days ago
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Nick Hanauer
mistressmatisse
mistressmatisse
My other fave video of the day is Nick Hanauer's TED speech about job creation
13 days ago
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