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'Fifty Shades Of Grey' Series Reaches 10 Million Sales
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American Voices | "Idiots. There's no way there are more than 12 shades of grey.” http://t.co/b9BTXYdf
If it had been written for dudes, it would have been called "50 Shades of SLAY." #AndItWouldTOTALLYROCK
I've learned that my friends can be divided into 2 groups: those reading Fifty Shades of Gray, and those who are professional dominatrixes.
Yes, Mr Gym-PUA, I did just totally take control of your approach, twist it into a pretzel, hand it back to you, and leave you floundering.
For a reader: Online porn shouldn't be banned just because you're incapable of closing your laptop and leaving the house once in a while.
@tamn8or @wildxena @thedoethree @switchysam Congratulations! Three cheers for our intrepid 1/2 marathoners! Xoxox
I need to not be singing "On TOP of the world, lookin' DOWN at creation," softly to myself while I flog someone. It would just - not work.
Hey gang, I'll be on MSNBC on the #edshow 8pm ET talking about job creation.
More silliness via USPS: junk mail from The Acme Finance Company. Seriously? Acme Finance? What, they loan you money for anvils & dynamite?
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