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7 Posts by mjaicea15
7 Posts by mjaicea15
If I was a ghost, I would open doors while people were masturbating...double scare.
Bitch, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
If a girl leans towards you, kiss her. If a girl's hand is free, hold it. And if she's upset, hug her till she's okay. ♥
#RT IF YOU WERE BORN IN 1989,1990,1991,1992,1993,1994, 1995,1996,1997,1998,1999 follow @MyDailySayings they can get u 1000 followers now!
Twitter makes you love people you've never met; Facebook makes you hate people you already know. RIP Facebook!
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