Twitter profile for mjaicea15

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@mjaicea15

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omgcomedy LMAO

I say no when Dora asks for my help. THUG LIFE. s(￣へ￣ )z

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badiuckbrian Bad Luck Brian

Opens zipper to pee. Cuts it off.

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fillwerrell Fill Werrell

If I was a ghost, I would open doors while people were masturbating...double scare.

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stewiejokess (◕‿◕✿)StewieJokess™•

Bitch, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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ohgirlphrase diaryofIove

If a girl leans towards you, kiss her. If a girl's hand is free, hold it. And if she's upset, hug her till she's okay. ♥

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shesamazing_xox Armina Cikaric

Shoutouts? <3

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funnyorrelate Funny Tweets!

#RT IF YOU WERE BORN IN 1989,1990,1991,1992,1993,1994, 1995,1996,1997,1998,1999 follow @MyDailySayings they can get u 1000 followers now!

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itsfunnylife Funny Tweets

Twitter makes you love people you've never met; Facebook makes you hate people you already know. RIP Facebook!

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grownassmidget Kevin Hart

My cat raps. His name? Wiska lifa..... jealous yet? ;)

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uniuckybrenda Unlucky Brenda

Parents get divorced, neither fights for custody.

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