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JenReyna
It's pretty sexy to take off your bra and find sesame seeds from your morning bagel stuck to your boobs, right?
10 hours ago
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JenReyna
People are full of crap. Jogging has never done shit for my memory.
12 hours ago
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getcougarized
Get Cougarized
I live life one cupcake at a time. Sometimes two, if no one's looking.
12 hours ago
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JenReyna
Why use your fists when you can injure somebody much deeper with your mind?
13 hours ago
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thedayofthedot
thedayofthedot
do you know what would look nice on you? my car.
14 hours ago
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thedayofthedot
thedayofthedot
It's not really murder if you're already dead to me.
14 hours ago
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JenReyna
Dudes, if you're busy hiding in your "man cave" and that isn't your lady's vagina, you've got shit all wrong.
15 hours ago
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januaryjames
January James
I'm not real good about sharing my feelings unless I hate you.
16 hours ago
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januaryjames
January James
The ones who've been shattered reflect the light most brilliantly.
16 hours ago
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JenReyna
Pardon me, sir, but I really like your sex o'clock shadow.
16 hours ago
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