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6,211 Posts by moistpork
It's pretty sexy to take off your bra and find sesame seeds from your morning bagel stuck to your boobs, right?
I live life one cupcake at a time.
Sometimes two, if no one's looking.
Why use your fists when you can injure somebody much deeper with your mind?
Dudes, if you're busy hiding in your "man cave" and that isn't your lady's vagina, you've got shit all wrong.
The ones who've been shattered reflect the light most brilliantly.
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