Twitter profile for motuwati

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@motuwati

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9 year old, prev abandoned, now free spirited, super pampered, still single, yellow female Labrador retriever. I love food and long drives.

timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/bollywo...out-poor-jail-amenities/articleshow/20081278.cms

motuwati Motulicious

"@timesofindia: Sanjay Dutt worried about poor jail amenities http://t.co/gi021aL0wE"aren't we all?

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timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/mumbai/Cops-lose...ebook-finds-it-for-them/articleshow/20056660.cms

motuwati Motulicious

Cops lose pet dog, Facebook finds it for them http://t.co/NtjSopwAHj

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drdogs247 DrDogs247

WOOF Uknow UR owned byA dog whenu have a mental list of people you would like to spay or neuter.

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goddamittt Maximus Decimus

#BestAdviceIveEverGiven You dont need to lose weight. Just make the people around you fat.

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drdogs247 DrDogs247

wooWOOF Did you know that dogs chew on your socks, shoes, and even underwear because they smell like you? #Dogs #DogsAsPets #DogBehavior

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motuwati Motulicious

Earlier: Kim Kardashian -- Looks Sofa King Good! http://t.co/0shxJNddc9 http://t.co/Qob2xRAfy6

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jay_ess_kay J. Singh

@mehrzee Banta: It is a shame but let me confess, I have become HOMOSEXUAL. Wife: How come? Banta: I have Sex at HOME only

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drdogs247 DrDogs247

WOOF The dog was frequently depicted in Greek art, including the hunting dogs which accompanied the virgin goddess of the chase, Diana

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itswillyferrell Not Will Ferrell

You're name isn't Google, stop acting like you know everything.

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omgfacts OMG Facts

Spouse abandonment after cancer or MS diagnosis is 6x more likely when ill spouse is female.

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