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@Aman_Khan94 With a face like yours aman, ASOS aint gonna help you at all.
β@MukhtarZamo: @Aman_Khan94 ASOS.β
I've seen your clothes mukhtar, you're gonna need Β£20,000
Flippa went jail one of the inmates asked "what did u do" he goes "gbh" guy asks him "who did u beat up" flippa goes "the english language"
My mum cant tell me she was cracking up at work cos she told her work friend that her 'punani looks nice' meaning 'panini' by accident
β@norizzlepie: Remember when I had black hair? π http://t.co/NErohCsPxOβ the babe next to you looks like the whispering sloth
β@cuffyochicken: This is me http://t.co/wY3SElCdbNβ
πππ this has given me ideas
@Aman_Khan94 FREE LIFTS YEAH (RT this so we can piss your sister off) LOL
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