Twitter profile for mxtthewww

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@mxtthewww

twitter.com/mxtthewww

Dallas, Texas NLT for life

currensy_spitta Spitta

What degrees y'all set the volcanoes to? I prefer 420

08/06/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 407

whiteboytatted whiteboytatted

If my tweets offend you: 1. I'm sorry. 2. It won't happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. 4. You're a pussy

08/06/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 999

guycodes GuyCodes

That long piss when you just wake up.. >

08/06/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 743

chasedank Chase Nash

Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny bitchness with my happiness shield.

08/03/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 17

antijokeapple antijokeapple

Knock Knock. Whos there? The police. Your entire family was just killed in a car accident.

08/03/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 1,142

currensy_spitta Spitta

#JetLounge

07/31/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 408

guycodes GuyCodes

When your hooters waitress isn't even hot.. #Pointless

07/31/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 871

frank_ocean frank ocean

David Beckham took a speedboat to the olympics & lit the torch. David Beckham is married to a spice girl. David Beckham doesn't fuck around.

07/30/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 37K

itsrealted TED

#BlackGirlsFamousLines: LeBron vs. Kobe. #WhiteGirlsFamousLines: Edward vs. Jacob.

07/20/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 2,769

whiteboytatted whiteboytatted

#BlackGirlsFamousLines "this is my hair i bought it so its mine"

07/20/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 190