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Whacky blonde bombshell offers humor for the 1%! Creator and star of My Big Blonde Life, original comedy series. http://mybigblondelife.com
5,892 Posts by mybigblondelife
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Worst thing about putting out garbage is the need to put on pants
9 hours ago
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Tomorrow,I must do my nails before getting a pedicure. Akin to cleaning the house before the maid comes.
10 hours ago
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I can get an interpreter to do sign language for all y'all if it will help you understand this shit
11 hours ago
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Hannah Elisabeth
Great news, everyone!! John from Christian Mingle wants to meet me, FB tells me in their ad. John is about to be disowned by his family.
11 hours ago
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"Trite" is just too subtle a descriptive for some of your shit
2 days ago
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Ryan Seacrest: proof that there is no order to the Universe whatsoever
2 days ago
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Hannah Elisabeth
Maybe I got that backwards. I'm really good with rich people, and I find numbers very taxing. Yeah, yeah, that's it.
2 days ago
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I think I should be IRS Commissioner. I'm really good with numbers, and I believe rich people should be heavily taxed. Bwaahaaaaha.
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Hannah Elisabeth
Hey, all you idiots who think you invented communication by sandwich board in front of a webcam, look at this:
http://t.co/qdDghHQOOh
2 days ago
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Hannah Elisabeth
How I fly:
http://t.co/7Wd5a1PYsV
2 days ago
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