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Whacky blonde bombshell offers humor for the 1%!
Creator and star of My Big Blonde Life, original comedy series.
http://mybigblondelife.com
5,892 Posts by mybigblondelife
5,892 Posts by mybigblondelife
Tomorrow,I must do my nails before getting a pedicure. Akin to cleaning the house before the maid comes.
I can get an interpreter to do sign language for all y'all if it will help you understand this shit
Great news, everyone!! John from Christian Mingle wants to meet me, FB tells me in their ad. John is about to be disowned by his family.
Maybe I got that backwards. I'm really good with rich people, and I find numbers very taxing. Yeah, yeah, that's it.
I think I should be IRS Commissioner. I'm really good with numbers, and I believe rich people should be heavily taxed. Bwaahaaaaha.
Hey, all you idiots who think you invented communication by sandwich board in front of a webcam, look at this: http://t.co/qdDghHQOOh
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